(1) You are walking down a street in a faraway city. All around you are street vendors. Oven the din you hear, "Magic Lamps, Magic Lamps for sale." You gape at the vendor suspiciously. "How do I know this is a magic lamp?" You ask, taking the lamp out of the man's hand. "That one has a genie," he says, taking it back. "Let me show you." He rubs the lamp. A genie comes out the nozzle, looks at the vendor and says, "Nor more wishes for you. You've already had yours." The genie looks at you and says, "But you have some coming. I haven't done you yet." The genie goes back into the lamp. "I'll take it," you say. You buy the lamp and take it to your room. You rub the lamp. Out pops the genie. "Ah, another Master. You have lots of wishes coming. What would you like?" Fame & Fortune (2) To know more (3) (3) "I wish for more knowledge," you say. "About what?" asks the genie. "About you," you say. "No need to wish for that. Just ask." "Okay. Why were you so cheap?' "I'm afraid that for most people my magic misfires." "Can you tell me what I want most?" "Sure, hold on..." The genie rushes you and crashes into you. You look around for where he went, but you can't find him. Moments later, he comes out. "You are curious about a great many things...More than the number of wishes I can grant." "How many is that?" "I'm not allow to say until you've used them up." "Can you give me a hint?" "Okay. It's more than three usually." "What did I want the most?" "Well, I'll give you the top three in random order. You want a friend, an adventure and to experience life." "What do you want most?" "To be free, but If I am freed, someone must take my place." "Wait a minute! You say your magic misfires? Is there a way for it not to?" "Yes, there is. You have to look a certain way for it to work." "Can you change me that way?" "The long way or the short way?" "Does it matter?" (7) "The long way doesn't require much of my magic. So there's less chance for a mistake. Of course, the long way there is a chance that things might not work either." "Then I want..." The short way (5) The long way (6) (6) "Never mind. I'd rather have you use your magic when I'm sure it will work properly. Lead me in the proper direction." The genie takes you to a building. You realize that either you aren't in the same city or not the same time. You see a newspaper and pick it up. "New Revolutionary Mud Bath! Cures All Disease! Let's you be whatever you want! Eternal Fountain of Youth." The Genie says, "This is as far as I go. Take the lamp and when you are done, rub the lamp. I've already made an appointment in your name. Just go in and in a while, you'll be done." You walk in and the receptionist checks you in. She leads you to an informational waiting room. You find out that they shave off all your hair. You bathe in the special Genetic Mud. You will get out and the mud will harden on the outside while the mud on the inside fixes the DNA to what it's supposed to be. When done, the mud will harden and fall off. The more change, the longer it takes. You are then taken to a room with four Mud Baths. No one is any of them. The door closes behind you. You don't know which to enter. Some Robot arms prep you. By shaving, putting things in you and then they leave. You notice a conveyor belt by each tub. The are labeled "#1", "#2", "#3" and "#4" from left to right. It seems there's no getting out of here until you get in one. #1 (12) #3 (14) #2 (13) #4 (15) (10) "So what now?" "What do you mean?" "What should I do now?" "Well, that depends. If you want to have more accurate wishes, then you need to get rid of the tail and get some legs. Then there'd be 100% chance your wish would come true. Otherwise, I'd say, take a swim." "Where?" You look around for the first time. You see an ocean a little ways away. "Well, I'm not going to get legs on land anytime soon. So I might as well take a swim. Would you?" indicating the ocean. "Okay. But don't swim away." Poof! You are in the water. "Are you going to go with me?" "Only if you wish it." "I wish. I wish." "Okay. My lamp will become a necklace. Rub once for above it and twice if below." Poof! A necklace appears around your neck. You swim away from shore. After a while you meet three other mermaids. The four of you become best friends. One day you point to an area you don't know. "Why don't we go over there?" "That's where the seawitch lives. It's dangerous! She doesn't like mermaids, but she has the most powerful magic." "What's over there?" You ask, pointing the other direction. "That's her garden." If you go to her (20) Back Door If you go to her garden (21) Front Door (12) You get into the tub and soak in the mud so that it totally covers you. After a while you feel difficulty in moving. You step on the conveyor belt. The conveyor belt drops your rocky self in front of a mirror. A worker walks up and plugs you into a machine. You are unable to move. All you can do is watch. Days pass and three times a day food gets forced into your body. Slowly you begin to notice changes. After about a month, you notice that the spot of numb just above your butt isn't getting any feeling. You begin to wonder what makes the genie cast correct magic. Next the dirt starts falling off. "Almost done," you think excited. The next few days are the worst. Not because of the waiting (although that contributed a lot), but because of the difficulty trying to figure out what's happened to you. First you find out that you have a cat's tail. You are still human height. Next come the cat claws. Then the private parts of a woman's body. Boy, was that shocker! You've taken so long that they don't check on you anymore. Good thing, too. You find out that you are two-thirds human and two-thirds cat. You seem to be a human woman where you can tell you're a she and a cat everywhere else. You test out your new self and find it amazing. If you went into crime, you could be a true cat burglar. You rub the lamp. "What?" asks the Genie. "I'm done," you tell him/her. "Oh, no. That's not what you're supposed to look like. You only have a 75% chance now." (12) con't "Can you change me back?" "Maybe. But definitely not here." "Can you get me out of here?" "Nope. That's up to you." The door starts to open. "I'd better..." Try to escape (27) Go peacefully (28) (13) You begin to notice that you are getting wider. Your whole right side is numb. The dirt on your right side falls off. Slowly over the time a woman looking pretty close to what you did emerges. Now, you are really wondering what's going on. Shortly after she emerges, you get the feeling back, and you start to come out from beneath the dirt. "What's going on?" you wonder to yourself. "I don't know," comes from the woman. "What did you respond to?" you ask her. "Well, you asked..." "No. I thought that..." you tell her. You are both in awe by what just happened. Shortly thereafter your dirt shell falls off. You are a complete male twin to the woman. She has the lamp. You look in its direction. "Yes. I know about it. At this moment, I know everything you do. Let's wait until we are out to use it." The door opens, and you both hide behind the door. A young male intern comes in. You explain that you both got done at the same time. He fetches you two pairs of men's clothing. Obviously, they don't have co-ed finishing areas. You both put on the clothes and make your escape. Continued (29) (14) Nothing happens. Day after day goes by but nothing seems to be happening. You begin to wonder what exactly you are supposed to look like. You think you see parts of your body expand but you're not sure. A month passes. You find you can move your arms and legs a little. It's dry all around them. So they must be done. You swing your arms and legs back and forth. Finally, your arms and legs are free! You have great legs! And arms! You walk around in small circles so as not to dislodge the hoses. Another long time passes. The door opens and some clothes are dropped in the room. Finally, you are complete and the rest of your covering falls off. You are a woman!?! "Why did she do this?" and numerous other questions fly through your mind. You get dressed in a "one size fits everyone" outfit. It is not very flattering, but it does the job. You exit, find a secluded corner and rub the lamp. "Perfecto," says the Genie. "Now, what do you want?" "I wish for..." For an adventure (30, 31) For a friend (32) To experience life (33) To be normal (34) (15) You begin to wonder what you are going to look like. A few days later, you don't care. In fact, on a daily basis you are forgetting more and more. This doesn't concern you much. Days pass. Months pass. Finally, you fall straight down. This scares you. You cry. When no one answers your cries, you stop. You crawl over to a shiny thing. You grab it. You see a pretty light. You crawl to it. You see a baby crawling in the same direction you are. Do you: Rub the lamp (35) Go to the light (36) (21) "Let's check out her garden." "They say that it's dangerous." "How dangerous could it be? It's just plants, right?" You convince them to go. One of your friends starts laughing. You look at her and she has lots of fish around her. "They're all kissing me. It tickles." Another friend swims up with thorns in her. "Oh, I have thorns? I didn't notice. --Ouch, don't pull them out! They hurt!" "Help!" cries the third. "This loop has caught me and now it's squeezing." "Help," says the first. "I can't move!" "Oh, no! I'm turning green!" exclaims the second. You try to help your friends, but you can't do anything. (23) "I want to be what I want to be." "Huh?" asks the Genie. "Oh, right." Poof! Nothings seems to happen. "That was your last wish." "What did you do to me?" "I did what you asked, changed you into a shape shifter. Right now there are only two things you can be. Think of your old self." You do and are amazed. "I have given you the ability to look like whatever you see, but actually become it, as often as you like, if you touch it. And you will be able to remember everything." You go around touching things and turning into them. After a few changes, you become weary. "The more you change, the more changes you'll be able to do. Bye." With that, she disappears back into the lamp.