> Subject:      Re: Pigs, Pork and Human Beings
> From:         levine@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine)
> Date:         1997/06/29
> Message-Id:   <5p6jmo$niu$1@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>
> Newsgroups:   talk.politics.animals,talk.euthanasia,alt.animals,alt.consumers,alt.cows,alt.tasteless,talk.philosophy.misc
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> clarke@acheron.cilia.org (Ed Clarke) writes:
> 
> >cyberpole@hotmail.com wrote:
> >>in talk.philosophy.misc (Bobbi Hatch) wrote:
> >>>     Jews won't eat pork because it just doesn't taste as good as
> >>>a nicely barbecued Christian baby.  It's a cultural thing.
> 
> >>It's interesting how anti-semetic you sound. I would think you'd at
> >>least sympathize with Jews, for they, as did homosexuals, were
> >>subjected to Nazi gas chambers... But I guess it's okay to be a
> >>homosexual Nazi these days, eh?
> 
> >On the other hand you are replying to "Lenore Levine".   As a "person
> >of jewish descent", she is simply informing you of her own dietary
> >preferences.  Not a Nazi ... she's even worse. She's a mathematician.
> 
> Guilty as charged.
> 
> >And since she'd commented on her "spooge donor" in the past, she's
> >probably not homosexual although she might be bi.
> 
> Nope. I've tried it; I just didn't like it.
> 
> >Lenore, would you please apply the stainless steel spiked dildo of
> >enlightenment to this "cyberpole" creature and dump the remains back
> >in your catbox?  You seem to have carried something lame back into
> >A.T. again.
> 
> Where did you get the idea "Bobbi Hatch" was me?
> 
> Lenore Levine
> 
> ObTasty: Personally, I prefer Samoan Christian babies, because
> they have a larger layer of body fat. Hence, they can be cooked
> like a duckling.
> 
> What I like to do is pluck the hair off the infant, score its
> skin, and roast it slowly in a 300 degree oven. Meanwhile, I've
> prepared a nice orange sauce to pour over it when ready.
> 
> I don't usually take out the viscera, except for the small
> intestines. The infant doesn't taste quite as good, but on
> the other hand, its pitiful cries as it chars makes me really
> wet. I love to sit on "Bobbi's" lap and rotate as I hear this.
> 
> Good food, good wine, candlelight, the man of my dreams...and
> a Christian child. (They're so cute if they're served with the
> little crosses still around their necks.) Who could ask for more?
> 
> --
> "Lenore, if you moon the waiter, you're supposed to wipe yourself
> first." -- Julian Macassey
> 
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